Unsanitary and unsafe

Do you enjoy critters? Well this place has all the critters you could enjoy. There are mice (with feces for you to remeber they are there), termites that get into your glass of water on your nightstand, and large spiders that bite you as you sleep. The furnace filter is changed about every 20 years and some of the window locks are silicone locked to prevent you from exiting if there were a fire. There are also complimentary holes in the walls with expose plumbing (probably so the critters can enter to keep you company). The cleaning person enjoys only washing dishes. You will have the pleasure of wiping feces and blood off the bathroom lights with and doors.